IC Inbox: Cerealia

[yourotherleft]

Uh. This is Zoro.

Yeah.

[BEEP]

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morning of jan. 3; text.

[multiglyphs]

[ some time after reading this. ]

You, sir, have a lot of explaining to do!

[yourotherleft]

huh? what? what do you mean?

[he hasn't seen the 'newspaper' yet...]

[multiglyphs]

[ it's okay, she's indignant enough for the both of them. ]

This TRASH in the local newspaper!
Did you have anything to do with this?!

[yourotherleft]

what trash in the newspaper. there's a newspaper?

don't know what you're talking about, let me go get one or somethin

[multiglyphs]

[ does he seriously not know... was he not a part of this after all...








—in that case, she definitely doesn't want him seeing it!! ]

Don't bother, it's just filthy gossipy trash anyway!!

[yourotherleft]

filthy gossip, huh? what makes you think I did anything? I don't do gossip.

[too late he's totally hitting the streets hunting for a paper. If he keeps texting while he walks, though, it's going to take him a while.]

[multiglyphs]

Nothing at all.
Like I said -- it isn't worth your time, so just ignore it, okay?!

[yourotherleft]

the more you say that the more curious I get, you know.

[multiglyphs]

Oh don't be so infuriating!

[yourotherleft]

[it's a while before the next text is sent. the all-caps is entirely on accident, but it works]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT ABOUT US? WHO EVEN SAW THAT?

[multiglyphs]

[ she winces out of reflex. ]

How should I know?! I'm just as surprised as you!
And twice as insulted!

[yourotherleft]

[totally didn't mean to capslock. blame his big thumbs. He fixes it before the next reply]

what do you mean twice as insulted?! I'm four times as insulted!
damit if the cook sees that he's never letting me hear the end of it.

[multiglyphs]

FOUR times?!
How dare you!

[ she is a choice piece of ass TYVM ]

[yourotherleft]

look I'm just not interested in that stuff, okay? I have better things to do with my time.

you're welcome to the cook, he's obsessed with women.

[multiglyphs]

That's hardly the point! You needn't be interested to be interested!

[ what is logic ]

[yourotherleft]

what

[no really]

look, do you got any idea who wrote this shit? I don't even remember someone being near us in the gym yesterday.

[multiglyphs]

[ tldr; the point is you'd be lucky to have her, you oaf >:'( ]

Nor do I.
But I'm about to personally see to it that whoever printed this prints a redaction the next day.

[yourotherleft]

good, you do that. I'm going to pretend this never happened.

[multiglyphs]

Oh fine!
Leave me to do all the work then!

[yourotherleft]

well you're already on it, so yeah. got a plan and everything. right?

[multiglyphs]

[ laziness is somehow even more insulting than a lack of interest WOW ]

I cannot BELIEVE anyone would think I'd be interested in someone like you!

[yourotherleft]

what do you mean SOMEONE LIKE ME? like hell I'd be interested in you either!

[such a charmer]

[multiglyphs]

Oh please.
You'd be lucky to ever catch the eye of someone like me!

[ the charmest ]

[yourotherleft]

more like I'm lucky I haven't.

you find that reporter and tell em they're dead wrong.

[multiglyphs]

Don't tell me what to do.