Roronoa "do you even own a shirt" Zoro (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
yourotherleft) wrote2016-04-22 12:25 am
yourotherleft) wrote2016-04-22 12:25 am
IC Inbox: Cerealia
Uh. This is Zoro.
Yeah.
[BEEP]
Yeah.
[BEEP]
gonna be late for your morning date shitty swordsman
can’t leave a girl waiting!
[Though he’s pretty sure there’s no girl involved at all, but after all that Valentine’s Day shit...well, what does he know.]
[Though he’s pretty sure there’s no girl involved at all, but after all that Valentine’s Day shit...well, what does he know.]
hey dumbass.
[...Feel free to wake up anytime now.]
[...Feel free to wake up anytime now.]
[sadly, he doesn't know how to mute his phone. Zoro misses the first couple, but he hears the stupid text alert noise round about the third or fourth. Ignores. They keep coming. At some point he just has to lunge and grab his device before it wakes Luffy up, because everybody knows the world ends when the bottomless stomach is awake.
What the fuck is this.
He scrolls through the texts, getting more and more irritated (not about the date crack, geez don't be jealous, cook) and finally texts back before he can get another one]
what the fuck what are you doing
are you in the other room
are you fucking typing at me from the other room
What the fuck is this.
He scrolls through the texts, getting more and more irritated (not about the date crack, geez don't be jealous, cook) and finally texts back before he can get another one]
what the fuck what are you doing
are you in the other room
are you fucking typing at me from the other room
no. I’m fucking typing at you from outside.
[As in, from the balcony. Where he relocated to enjoy his morning smoke.]
[As in, from the balcony. Where he relocated to enjoy his morning smoke.]
[semantics!]
what do you want? I don't have to get up i'm not going to train so early
what do you want? I don't have to get up i'm not going to train so early
[Oh, is that what he’s been doing? Boring.]
why not? being lazy?
why not? being lazy?
no, piss off. schedule change.
[half of him wants to go back to sleep but he's already awake enough, and if the text keeps coming...]
[half of him wants to go back to sleep but he's already awake enough, and if the text keeps coming...]
schedule change to the afternoon so you can be lazy in the shitty mornings?
[And then like two seconds later:]
what are you doing now?
[You know, aside from trying to go back to sleep maybe.]
what are you doing now?
[You know, aside from trying to go back to sleep maybe.]
[yep they just keep coming. He'll have to get up soon, either way - can't fall back asleep and the texts make that noise]
laying in bed, what do you think? it's your fault I'm not asleep.
laying in bed, what do you think? it's your fault I'm not asleep.
excuse you it ain’t my fault. the hell did I do?
[So innocent.]
[So innocent.]
like hell it ain't your fault you made this damn thing beep like ten times in a row!
[fuck it now he's annoyed, time to get up and barge out into the living room to find the asshole]
[fuck it now he's annoyed, time to get up and barge out into the living room to find the asshole]
[He’s still out on the balcony, leaning over the railing as he types and grinning like the dumbass he is. Though he can probably hear Zoro stomping around inside.]
oh was it that many times? you could've muted it, idiot.
oh was it that many times? you could've muted it, idiot.
[damn right he is, and he's not going to answer that text because the only thing he could even say to that is to admit he doesn't know how to, and like hell if he's giving Sanji that satisfaction.
A quick look around - nope, not the kitchen. Is he really outside? Balcony. Yep. There's an ass facing toward him. The sliding of the door is the only warning Sanji gets.]
You think you're hilarious, don't you? Jackass.
A quick look around - nope, not the kitchen. Is he really outside? Balcony. Yep. There's an ass facing toward him. The sliding of the door is the only warning Sanji gets.]
You think you're hilarious, don't you? Jackass.
[Just snickers quietly, before he wipes the grin away and slaps a faintly surprised expression on his face as he glances over his shoulder.]
Oh, you’re up? Mornin’.
Oh, you’re up? Mornin’.
Shut up. [He rubs his face to wake up, though really it's not too early.] Can't let a guy sleep in instead of train, can you?
[Just shrugs, grinning a little again.]
I was being thoughtful, asshole. Didn’t want you being late to -- wherever. You should thank me.
[Hmph!
He turns around, leaning back against the railing instead so he can face Zoro and taking a drag of his smoke as he eyes him curiously.]
Who the hell’s got you training so early anyway?
I was being thoughtful, asshole. Didn’t want you being late to -- wherever. You should thank me.
[Hmph!
He turns around, leaning back against the railing instead so he can face Zoro and taking a drag of his smoke as he eyes him curiously.]
Who the hell’s got you training so early anyway?
Vegeta.
[plain as day. But then he drops his gaze slightly]
Up until a couple days ago. He's gone - disappeared. Him and his wife.
[plain as day. But then he drops his gaze slightly]
Up until a couple days ago. He's gone - disappeared. Him and his wife.
[His eyes widen a little.]
Bulma-chan's gone?
[And that other guy.
Sanji pauses, sort of sizing Zoro up for a moment. Because the two of them training together is actually important information and he's suddenly wondering just how much stronger the shitty marimo might've managed to get in the last few weeks. With Vegeta as a sparring partner...
Tch.
He chews absently on his cigarette, totally not feeling annoyed or jealous or anything else stupid for absolutely no reason at all.]
Mah, well... They might be back.
[Maybe. Who knows. He stubs out his smoke in a nearby ashtray and then shoves off the railing.]
Want breakfast?
Bulma-chan's gone?
[And that other guy.
Sanji pauses, sort of sizing Zoro up for a moment. Because the two of them training together is actually important information and he's suddenly wondering just how much stronger the shitty marimo might've managed to get in the last few weeks. With Vegeta as a sparring partner...
Tch.
He chews absently on his cigarette, totally not feeling annoyed or jealous or anything else stupid for absolutely no reason at all.]
Mah, well... They might be back.
[Maybe. Who knows. He stubs out his smoke in a nearby ashtray and then shoves off the railing.]
Want breakfast?
[don't be jealous, cook, it hasn't been that fruitful. Yet. Stupid jungle/volcano trip getting in the way.
Zoro shrugs and turns to slide the door behind him open again]
Might as well, as long as I'm up.
They might. Usopp came back, after all. It's happened to people before. But even if they don't, I can still get into the special training room.
[which...he hasn't mentioned to literally anybody whoops]
Zoro shrugs and turns to slide the door behind him open again]
Might as well, as long as I'm up.
They might. Usopp came back, after all. It's happened to people before. But even if they don't, I can still get into the special training room.
[which...he hasn't mentioned to literally anybody whoops]
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