[sadly, he doesn't know how to mute his phone. Zoro misses the first couple, but he hears the stupid text alert noise round about the third or fourth. Ignores. They keep coming. At some point he just has to lunge and grab his device before it wakes Luffy up, because everybody knows the world ends when the bottomless stomach is awake.
What the fuck is this.
He scrolls through the texts, getting more and more irritated (not about the date crack, geez don't be jealous, cook) and finally texts back before he can get another one]
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What the fuck is this.
He scrolls through the texts, getting more and more irritated (not about the date crack, geez don't be jealous, cook) and finally texts back before he can get another one]
what the fuck what are you doing
are you in the other room
are you fucking typing at me from the other room