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[he's about to claim fishmen aren't that ugly but no, some of them are. Much more ugly.]

It seems cruel to use it as bait.

[serious or trolling?]

[THE FISHMAN LIFE...either hot or ugly eh.]

It does seem it, no? [WOULD HE USE IT AS BAIT THOUGH.]

Should we let it go?

Dunno. I mean, it could be some kind of weird prize...or it could just be a huge joke. [hmmmmm] We got a pail? We can at least keep it till we're done and then see what happens.

Let me see...

[She looks around the boat where all the equipment is.] I found one! [Lifting up the pail, she then dunks it into the water to get some, before dropping the odd fish into it.]

There we are.

[leans over to peer into the bucket at this bizarre thing]

Well you definitely win weirdest catch of the day.

[he glances back at his own rod, but there is absolutely nothing going on there. Oh well.]

[And it's swimming around, like no big deal.] I don't know, it is still early yet! Perhaps you will get something strange too.

[Now she has no bait, she picks another random one from the bucket. This time, she'll go with the yellow.

BUT ZORO ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE SAFE...the bait on his line is bigger now...what if Big Fish.]

[if Big Fish then he'll really have some fun. But for now, he leans an arm on the gunwale and peers down into the water as if he can see where his dumb little fish might be.]

I wonder if they put weird prizes down there or something. But you wouldn't need bait for that, I guess. It's not like treasure chests would be swimming around looking for food.

[don't ask where his mind goes, it just does]

[Don't stray too far, little fish! They need to have a huge fish.]

Oh! That might be interesting! Suddenly, hooking up a random treasure chest. One that could potentially just materialise on your hook.

[He's more of a gamer than he thought. She has to admit he's very creative.]

[well, it's more that he can't conceive of a prize that isn't a chest full of treasure. His crew sure do like chests full of treasure...

Zoro grins her way.]

If only it were that easy, huh? We'd all be rich.

[he gives up trying to search the waters - haki won't do shit in video-game world - and stretches back out. He is the king of relaxation.]

Eh, if it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, we're still having a good time and nothing can stop us. Right?

[Zoro, your friends are treasures (cute advice--)]

It would be! Then we wouldn't have to work so hard and just relax.

[King of relaxation, that would be your life after you beat the crap out of swordsman and be the best.]

I am having fun now. I actually feel less tense.

Oh yeah? [c'mon Vietnam, you're not truly relaxing until you feel like you could take a nap. But less tense is a good start] I bet you can relax even more. Take it easy, don't worry about what we catch.

[Sensei, teach her more!!]

Alright...ah let's see... [So she's stopped worrying, and is now just melting in her seat.]

Better?

[Super-cool manly approving nod]

There you go, now I think you're getting it. Maybe put your feet up or something.

[It's so manly she knows he's proud of her!

Feet up? Alright give her a moment...she's putting it up against the side. He did put his hands behind his head too, so she copies suit.] Like this?

[Aww look at you go, Vietnam! He approves with a big, lazy grin]

There you go. See? It's not so hard, is it?

[She looks just like a lazy girl out relaxing now! THANKS ZORO. She laughs.]

It's rather comfortable, actually! Thank you, Zoro.

I knew you had it in you.

[really, he could nap right where he is. But he's got company so he'd better stay awake and chat. He drapes one arm down over the side to let his fingers trail in the water.]

The rest of the world can look after itself for a few hours. It ain't gonna end if a couple people go fishing.

It was with your guidance I am now at peace.

[Really she wouldn't mind if he drifted off to sleep too, since she was fine with that kind of company. Instead she watches as he touches the water.

That was also a very interesting way to look at things. She's involved in worldly affairs all the time back home, that getting even a moment to oneself was also a treasure.]

You are saying that to me. [She laughs softly.] But I understand it. If they want us back in one piece, then just let us have some time for ourselves.

That's right. [100% tease] I'm your guru. Really, though, it's hard to look out for other people when you're at the end of your own rope. Can't protect anyone if you're too tired or injured or whatever.

[says the man who stayed up for three days straight and then fought CP9, I mean geeze Zoro]

I should call you Master from now on, no? [She might rolling along with it, but if he jokes that she should, she would.] It is. We do not think straight when we are tired or stressed. I feel like after this I would be able to take on anything! Including protect you. [Half joking, because she would do it.

WOW ZORO, THIS IS WHY SHE WOULD PROTECT HIM, GOD.]

[another light laugh] Nah, I don't think I fit into a title that big. Not yet. [not until he's the strongest...] Protect me, huh? From what, the shrimp-fish? Better make sure it doesn't jump out of the bucket and try to slap me with its tail.

[Zoro, your sword priorities....] Ah, not until you are the best, no? [But she guesses!] I will definitely protect you from the shrimp-fish. It's tiny size is to lure us into a false sense of security, and attack us while we least expect it. So I'll slap it before it walks over and slaps you!

But not now, it's well behaved.

[he only smiles, because yeah, she got it]

Good, good. That's a good fish. Shrimp-fish.

[he does not even care that nothing else is biting at his bait. Maybe you do have to take the game's fish off the hook before anything else will go for it? Meh, who cares. He's doing what he wants to do when he fishes - lounge around in the sunshine and not think too hard.]

[She laughs since it's like Shrimp-fish is their pet! Too bad it's only for the time they have here in the game.]

With this kind of love, I am sure Shrimp-fish will stay good too.

[She was thinking about suggesting a name, but getting attached to a virtual fish might actually be a little sad. Either way, there's another tug on her line.]

Ah? [She gets up to reel it in, except it wasn't even a fish.]

...A lunch box?

[excuse you Shrimp-fish is the best name already.

Ooh, what'd you ca....oh.]

And just when I thought it couldn't get any weirder. Open it up, maybe there's something cool inside.

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